Movie
Blast (2004)
Yes, this is another Die Hard on an X movie, with this particular X being an oil drilling platform off the coast of San Diego. Terrorists posing as environmentalists stage a shipping accident to get on board, arm themselves with automatic weapons hidden in Christmas presents (!), and quickly take over the facility. The unlikely hero is a tugboat captain with former military experience, who teams up with an FBI plant to battle the bad guys.
Budget is reasonably high with some ‘name’ actors among the players. The two most notable are Vinnie Jones playing another bad guy (who else?) and Vivica A. Fox as a tough talking FBI agent. She has a subplot of her own to contend with, which revolves around a traitor on her team. Naturally she gets a badass moment when she arrests the guy.
It will come as no shock to the audience that the villains are after money, and their plot involves setting off an EMP (electromagnetic pulse) device launched by missile. While Blast goes through the obvious plot points – lone heroes against an army of bad guys, botched attempt by US special forces to regain control of the rig – it’s an entertaining ride nonetheless.
Villainess
Luna (Nadine Velazquez)
Surprisingly not the only female among the terrorists – though the only woman to see any real action – Luna fancies herself as a tough girl. She soon ditches her Christmas outfit for the more usual leather top and straps on an LMG (Light Machine Gun, for those unfamiliar with weapons). Should that fail, she has a spike metal finger-blade and martial arts skills to fall back on. Yes, Luna is definitely a woman of action, not words.
Luna’s role in the first half is limitied to hunting an escaped child throw the lower reaches of the platform, sitting around and taking orders from the main bad guy, and non-action support. Her first combat comes against the hopelessly outmatched FBI agent. Things change later on, and Luna finally gets to fire her oversized weapon in a kitchen shootout scene. Disappointingly, that’s the only occasion the LMG is used and she doesn’t hit her target.
After the villains arm the EMP, there are a series of action sequences with the heroes attempting to avert disaster. Luna has repeated fights against the FBI agent, who she seems to have taken a dislike to. Luna proves to be acrobatic and slippey, though dodging automatic weapon fire is over the top. While skilled in martial arts, the henchwoman seems to survive largely due to the heroes not finishing her off when they have the chance. Eventually the FBI guy gets smart and drops a metal plate on the woman.
Video Review
Honourable Mentions
Theme: Combat Henchwomen
Crash Dive (1996) – Bolanne (Elena DeBurdo)
Another of Michael Dudikoff’s seemingly endless roles in B-movie action thrillers, Crash Dive is one of his better ones and takes place mostly on a submarine hijacked by terrorists posing as shipwrecked sailors. The lone female among the villains is Bolanne, and it doesn’t take long after boarding for her to strip naked and seduce a crew member. As one might expect, it doesn’t end well for him.
Bolanne’s scenes are generally decent, but nothing fantastic. Her best moments come when she throws a knife to free her captive leader, takes out a man who’s been helping the Dudikoff character, and the final fight with the hero. It’s a longer affair than usual (about a minute or so), and the good guy has to work for his victory.
Triple Threat (2019) – Mook (JeeJa Yanin)
This aptly named henchwoman is a member of a mercenary group hired to eliminate a bothersome woman who’s made the mistake of campaigning against crime. While the paymistress – a mysterious businesswoman who spends most of her scenes giving kill orders over mobile phones – doesn’t have enough character to be interesting as a villainess, Mook is a memorable inclusion, despite being seen off before the halfway point.
The film features several high profile action stars – notably Tony Jaa, Scott Adkins and Michael Jai White – so it’s no surprise there’s plenty of action to be found here. This often involves high body counts and explosions galore. Most of the latter come from Mook, who’s trigger happy with her MGL and over-zealous in her approach. She’s the team’s specialist for clearing obstructions or AoE damage (that’s Area of Effect, for readers not familiar with the videogame term).
Mook gets three high-carnage action scenes: all-out assaults on a jungle compound, TV studio, and police station. For the latter she finally meets her match and loses a hand to hand fight with one of the heroes. Then he gives Mook a taste of her own medicine, blowing her to smithereens with the grenade launcher.