Movie
Bounty Tracker (1993)
The top ten ranking places are reserved for female main villains, so Cyndi Pass’ lethally efficient mercenary gets the honour of being the highest ranked legendary henchwoman. A constant presence throughout the film, Jewels is always involved. Not content to be a minor background character, she happily guns down innocent civilians, provides technical support, acts as the intermediary between main baddie Erik Gauss (Matthias Hues) and his mafia paymaster, and simply looks mean and badass whenever there’s a lull in the frantic action.
B-movie martial arts star Lorenzo Lamas (known for TV series Renegade) is Paul Damone, a bounty hunter who gets the typical establishing action hero scene when he beats up a gang of thugs and arrests a minor villain. With that out of the way, it’s time to move onto the main plot. An accountant and his partner plan to give financial data to the police that incriminates a mob boss. He might think he’s safe in his office in broad daylight, but Gauss and his mercenary hit squad have other ideas.
Jewels – wearing smart clothes and shades – leads the assault. An innocent secretary barely has time to ask a question before the female assassin blasts her with a machine pistol. The first of many killing sprees then follows, with nobody safe from gunfire. One man takes cover in an office, but Jewels simply shoots him through the wall. Gauss wipes data from the computers and kills the accountant, but his partner escapes. Matthias Hues is well known for playing muscle roles, but for those unfamiliar with his work, there’s a scene where two cops attempt to arrest Gauss only to end up on the receiving end of a brutal response.
When it’s revealed the man who escaped is Damone’s brother – and the bounty tracker is in Los Angeles for a visit – any action fan knows what’s coming. The witness has police protection, but these men are no match for Gauss’ team. Jewels takes up a position overlooking the house, coolly snipes a sentry, then announces the coast is clear. Fifteen minutes into the movie, and the villainess has racked up several kills already.
Damone and his brother were enjoying a family get together, but that was never going to last. Gauss raids the house and the hero does put up some resistance, taking on and eventually finishing off a couple of minor henchmen in the process. Jewels isn’t about to die this early however, and pins down Damone with bursts of gunfire. The villainess doesn’t care an innocent female relative gets caught in the crossfire – she’s simply another witness to eliminate. Without Damone to protect him, the brother is easy prey for Gauss.
The police give the hero the lowdown on the main villain, and this is a fairly routine revenge thriller from this point on. Gauss and Jewels make fine adversaries, and there are plenty of mooks for Damone to get through before he catches up with the main players.
Villainess
Jewels (Cyndi Pass)
Mercenary work can be expensive, so Gauss sends Jewels – posing as a smartly dressed attorney – to visit the imprisoned mafia boss. She arranges payment in diamonds, but the man quite unwisely decides to romance the deadly assassin. Her response is very cold, and even in this in dialogue heavy sequence, the henchwoman still finds time to slam a prisoner (who made chauvinistic comments earlier) into the cell bars.
Damone’s investigation – based on a mercenary tattoo – takes him on a familiar montage trek through the city streets, and he eventually gets a lead on Gauss thanks to assistance from a crippled veteran. This lead happens to be a martial arts school staffed with men loyal to Gauss, which is mainly an excuse to have a mass brawl. When unarmed attacks prove ineffective against Damone, the tougher thugs arm themselves with melee weapons, but the hero is more than a match for this riff raff.
Gauss – being the meticulous sort – sends Jewels after Damone as backup, and when the martial artists fail, she follows the hero back to his hotel. A maid becomes the henchwoman’s latest innocent victim, then the female assassin busts into Damone’s room. In the resulting shootout, Damone manages to escape (killing heroes is never easy) by jumping down to a garbage bin, but Jewels finds a tattoo picture when she searches the room. Time to report back to Gauss, and make a promise not to fail again.
One witness remains at large, but Jewels and a fellow mercenary track a police detective to the isolated safehouse. The cops are again outmatched by the mercs who come equipped with silenced weapons and tear gas. With the opposition incapacitated, the black-clad Jewels and Gauss put on gas masks and eliminate their targets. Unfortunately, this is a somewhat murky scene, but that henchwoman body count keeps on rising.
After Gauss murders the cripple in relaliation, Damone teams up with gang members the vet was helping rehabilitate into society, and the unlikely team of heroes locate Gauss’ base of operations. The trailer is empty now, but Damone still makes the mob boss connection after he sees a television news report. Planning to follow the money trail to the villains, one of the gang bangers hides in the trunk of a car and provides directions to Damone who follows in a van.
The mafia are smart enough to pay Gauss with real diamonds, but after a radio call from Damone reveals the stowaway, the lesser villains all become expendable. Jewels wastes no time in shooting a slow to react henchmen, and easily hunts down the escapee. It’s all set for a final standoff between Damone and the man who killed his brother. Eventually there’s a big fight between the two men in the junkyard that goes on for several minutes, with Gauss eventually taken out by a convenient protruding nail and a spectacular kick from Damone.
Before that there’s a certain henchwoman and an unnamed mercenary to deal with first. The male is finished off rather unceromoniously, but Jewels gets a couple of shooutouts and an unexpected fight with Damone. Her martial arts skills are rather weak compared to gunplay, so the hero defeats her quickly. Rather foolishly, Damone leaves Jewels alive, but her latest attempt to kill the heroes ends with a fatal gunshot. A somewhat bland end, but this leather clad henchwoman quite possibly has the highest female kill count in movie history.
Video Review
Honourable Mention (Unranked)
Mission of Justice (1992) – Rachel Larkin (Brigitte Nielsen), Erin Miller (Cyndi Pass)
Watch enough direct-to-video actioners and the players become very familiar. Both Matthias Hues and Cyndi Pass are in this one, but instead of Lamas it’s Jeff Wincott as hero ex-cop Kurt Harris. His establishing badass scene is that old favourite: a store hold up. That’s before a combination of red tape and a domestic violence victim convince Harris to quit the force. It’s not too long before a boxer friend of his named Cedric meets a sticky end, and Harris is back on the case as a civilian investigator.
Harris’ partner and contact on the force is Lynn Steele, a woman as tough as she sounds. Played by martial artist Karen Sheperd, she also gets to take down her fair share of bad guys. Harris’ off book detective work leads him to mayoral candidate Dr. Rachel Larkin (Brigitte Nielsen). The actress looks attractive in a blonde wig and has a private army of vigilantes to clean up the streets. That’s the cover story anyway, because Larkin’s true right wing agenda is to acquire money and power by any means necessary.
Larkin ditches the wig when she visits Cedric to persuade him to support their cause. The boxer puts up a fight against the villainess’ brutal brother Titus (Hues), but he’s essentially a plot device to get Harris involved. Once Titus has done the roughing up, Larkin gets to finish the job with twin daggers, but this part is disappointingly brief. Most of the movie has Harris infilitrating the Peacemakers and doing some noctural detective work. Surprisingly there are no corrupt cops on Larkin’s payroll, and the bureaucratic sergeant is seen off to frame Harris for murder.
The Peacemakers are an all-male group except for Erin Miller, though she exists mainly as a female opponent for Steele during the climax. Miller is Larkin’s secretary and just as evil as her boss. The henchwoman enjoys torturing people for information and assisting Larkin when she murders an elderly woman for her inheritance. This is a great villainess duo scene, but Miller doesn’t get to put her martial arts training to use until the final encounter.
In fairness, Miller puts up a better fight against the heroine than most of the men did. It’s a rough, full on fight in the office that results in a lot of destruction, but in the end Steele wins comfortably. Miller comes back for another try as the action flips between her fight and the inevitable Harris vs. Titus, but it’s about a minute and half of action in total.
After Titus is beaten (is that even a spoiler?), Harris confronts Larkin during a press conference. Thanks to a recording of Larkin committing torture and admitting her involvement in murder, the hero is exonerated. The villainess refuses to go quietly and comes at Harris with her twin daggers, but the final hurrah is over within seconds and gives way to the usual hero wrestling with his conscience resolution. Worth a watch, if only to see Cyndi Pass getting experience as a henchwoman before going on to shine in the superior Bounty Tracker.